AC/DC lyrics

Album: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap [1976]

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
If your havin' trouble with your high school head He's givin' you da blues You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed Here's what you gotta do - Pick up the phone I'm always home Call me any time Just ring 36 24 36 [hey!] I lead a life of crime Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap [repeat] [repeat] [repeat] Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap [repeat] You got problems in your life of love You got a broken heart He's double dealin' with your best friend That's when the teardrops start - Pick up the phone I'm here alone Or make a social call Come right in Forget about him We'll have ourselves a ball. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap [repeat] [repeat] [repeat] Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap [repeat] If you got a lady but you want her gone But you ain't got the guts She keeps naggin' you night and day Enough to drive you nuts - Pick up the phone Leave her alone It's time you made a stand For a fee I'll be happy to be Your back door man Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap [repeat] [repeat] [repeat] Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap [repeat] [repeat] [repeat] Concrete Shoes, Cyanide, TNT, Done Dirt Cheap Neckties, Contracts, High Voltage! Done Dirt Cheap Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap [repeat]

Love At First Feel
You never told me where you came from, You never told me your name, I didn't know if you were legal tender, But I spent you just the same. I didn't think it could happen to me, But I fell in love in the first degree - It was love at first feel [repeat] [repeat] They said it was disgustin' They told me it's a sin, They saw me knocking at your front door, And they saw me smile when you let me in. Yeh honey we're all alone, But lets get it happening, While your mum and dad ain't home - It was love at first feel [repeat] [repeat]

Big Balls
I'm ever upper class high society, God's gift to ballroom notoriety, I always fill my ballroom (The event is never small) The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all Oh I've got big balls, I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty Big Balls, And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all And my balls are always bouncing My balls are always full And everybody cums and cums again If your name is on the guest list No-one can take you higher Everybody says I've got GREAT BALLS OF FIRE... Oh I've got big balls [repeat] Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night Oh I've got big balls [repeat]

Rocker
I'm a rocker I'm a roller I'm a right out of controller I'm a wheeler I'm a dealer I'm a wicked woman stealer I'm a bruiser I'm a cruiser I'm a rockin' rollin' man. Got slicked back hair Skin tight jeans Cadillac car And a teenage dream. I'm a rocker I'm a roller I'm a rockin' rollin' man. Got lurex socks Blue suede shoes V8 car And tatoos I'm a rocker I'm a roller I'm a rockin' rollin' man.

Problem Child
I'm hot And when I'm not I'm cold as ice See me comin' Step aside Or pay the price What I want I take What I don't I break And I don't want you With a flick of my knife I can change your life There's nothing you can do Cause I'm a problem child [repeat] Make my stand No mans land On my own Man in blue It's up to you The seed is sown What I want I stash What I don't I smash And I don't need you Dead or alive got a .45 And I never miss Every night Street light Drinkin' booze Some run Some fight I win they lose What I need I like What I don't I fight And I don't need you So say bye bye While your still alive Cause your time is due - Cause I'm a problem child [repeat]

There's Gonna Be Some Rockin'
Well me and the boys are out to have some fun Gonna put in a show - Come on lets go There's gonna be some rockin' There's gonna be some rockin' There's gonna be some rockin' at the show tonight. Every night there's a rock 'n' roll Queen Gonna quiver and quake Gonna shake her thing There's gonna be some rockin' [repeat] We got a big fat sound Gonna share it round Got a big bass drum Gonna have some fun There's gonna be some rockin' [repeat]

Ain't No Fun (Waiting Round To Be A Millionaire)
The following is a true story, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty - Well I left my job in my home town And headed for the smoke Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand Gonna get to the top Nothings gonna stop us - no nothing. So if you got the money We got the sound You put it up and we'll put it down If you got the dollar We got the song Just wanna boogie woogie all night long, Yeh boogie I've got holes in my shoes I've got holes in my teeth I've got holes in my socks I can't get no sleep I'm trying to make a million - And I've got patches on the patches On my old blue jeans Well they used to be blue When they used to be new When they used to be clean - And I've got a mama whose a hummer Whose keeping me alive While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys She's working 9 to 5 (knows her place that woman) Just you wait - One of these days see me driving round town In my rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down And my bottle of booze (no summer time blues) Shouting out 'look at me' In my rock 'n' roll voice No it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire [repeat] [repeat] Hello Howard, how ya goin' My next door neighbour Oh Yea Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport

Ride On
It's another lonely evening And another lonely town But I ain't too young to worry And I ain't too old to cry When a woman gets me down. Got another empty bottle And another empty bed Ain't too young to admit it And I'm not too old to lie I'm just another empty head. That's why I'm lonely I'm so lonely But I know what I'm gonna do - I'm gonna ride on Ride on Ride on (Standing on the edge of the road) Ride on (Thumb in the air) Ride on One of these days Ride on I'm gonna change my evil ways Ride on Till then I'll just keep dragging on. Broke another promise And I broke another heart But I ain't too young to realize That I ain't too old to try Try to get back to the start And its another red light nightmare Another red light street And I ain't too old to hurry Cause I ain't too old to die But I sure am hard to beat. What am I gonna do - I'm gonna ride on [repeat]

Squealer
She said she's never been Never been touched before She said she'd never been This far before She said she'd never liked To get excited She said she'd always had Had to fight it (and she never won) She said she'd never been Never been balled before N'I don't think She'll ever ball no more (fixed er good) Hey Squealer - when I held her hand Squealer - made her understand Squealer - when I kissed her lips Squealer - and sucked her finger tips Squealer - she started getting hot Squealer - made it hard to stop Squealer - it got too much Squealer - I think I've got the magic touch Squealer [repeat] [repeat]